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    <title>From The Pen Of Chris Gregory - Exploring Televisuality</title>
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      <title>EXPLORING TELEVISUALITY Introduction and 1) The Tudors Season One</title>
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&lt;a href="http://www.chrisgregory.org/blog/content/binary/MAGIC.doc"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;EXPLORING
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&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;What
is ‘televisuality’?&lt;b style=""&gt; &lt;/b&gt;The word has been bandied around rather loosely
by media academics for a decade or so. Broadly speaking we can say that the word refers
to the attempts that have been made to examine the fundamental nature of television
as a form of communication. But there is little consensus between those concerned
as to exactly &lt;i style=""&gt;why &lt;/i&gt;they are trying to do this. Certainly there has
been a great lack of focus on what value the products of our most popular form of
mass media have. One has to say that by and large television is still thought of as
being ‘disposable’. If you venture into the average branch of Waterstones or Smiths
or any other major book store, the chances are you will find reasonably well-stocked
sections on Film and Popular Music. Although some of this stuff might be said to fall
into the ‘facts and trivia’ and ‘picture book’ categories, there’s every possibility
that you will find, say, a scholarly and well-researched volume on the films of Alfred
Hitchcock or Orson Welles or the songs of Bob Dylan. Film Studies is a well-established
academic subject with its own theorists and its canon of ‘great works’. And there’s
little doubt that albums like &lt;i style=""&gt;Sgt. Pepper &lt;/i&gt;or &lt;i style=""&gt;Blonde On
Blonde&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i style=""&gt;Dark Side Of The Moon&lt;/i&gt; are generally thought of as being
important works of art. Yet where are the books on ‘television studies’? Which television
series could we call ‘the classics’? After nearly six decades of TV, why is it that
the humble ‘goggle box’ (or, more likely these days, the 40-inch plasma screen) still
somehow mesmerises us so that we cannot get any &lt;i style=""&gt;distance&lt;/i&gt; from it?
Why hasn’t a way of assessing the aesthetic qualities of TV become generally recognised?
OK, television is studied as part of Media Studies. And some experimental work has
been carried out over the past couple of decades. For instance, you might like to
have a look at the online 
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’s interesting course on what it calls ‘televisuality’ HERE. The problem, however,
with the Media Studies approach is that it makes little attempt to discriminate between
TV programmes in terms of aesthetic &lt;i style=""&gt;quality&lt;/i&gt;. Students of Media Studies
can quite happily spend huge chunks of their courses studying the mind-numbing trivia
of ‘Reality TV’ shows, the sickeningly superficial slickness of Celebrity Dance Competitions
or the absurdly hollow posturing of hopeless talentless would be Popidols. A dissertation
on the National Lottery Draw show, anyone? A thesis on the Most Embarrassing TV Blooper
Moments Genre, perhaps? 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.chrisgregory.org/blog/content/binary/televisuality1.jpg" align="left" border="0" hspace="10" vspace="10"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;And
yet, and yet….&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Despite the seas of crap in the overflowing
mutichannel oceans, we do live in a kind of Golden Age of television. The fact that
shows like &lt;i style=""&gt;The Sopranos, Deadwood, Lost, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica,
Torchwood &lt;/i&gt;or &lt;i style=""&gt;Shameless &lt;/i&gt;(to lick just a few off the cream of the
crop) can actually get made and reach huge audiences is immensely heartening.&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Over
the last two decades the whole form and sensibility of series television has moved
forward immensely in terms of sheer aesthetic quality. A great part of the reason
for this lies in the fact that the multichannel environment leaves a space for shows
to be made that can target a more educated, book-reading, cinema-literate audience.
No longer does every major TV series need to focus on lowest common denominators,
like in the old days of Network TV dominance. Not only does this give the freedom
for characters to swear or for the series to focus on more adult themes, it also allows
the programme makers to treat the audience with respect, to assume their intelligence
and understanding of the actual semiotic and dramatic codes of the television medium
itself, to glory in them and to celebrate them. &lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Some of
the most impressive products of modern series TV are in fact recreations from rather
limited source material. Witness the recreation of the &lt;i style=""&gt;Star Trek &lt;/i&gt;series
by writers and producers who could see the great ‘televisual’ qualities implicit in
the original 60s series, yet who wanted to link those qualities to a far more sophisticated
and modern sensibility. In recent years Russell T. Davies’ glorious recreation of &lt;i style=""&gt;Dr.
Who&lt;/i&gt; has achieved pretty much the same effect. &lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Also
the way in which Joss Whedon took the basic premise of a corny movie and turned it
into the extended examination of contemporary mores that was &lt;i style=""&gt;Buffy The
Vampire Slayer&lt;/i&gt; and ex- &lt;i style=""&gt;Trek &lt;/i&gt;writer Ronald D. Moore reinvented
the equally corny 70s scifi show &lt;i style=""&gt;Battlestar Galactica&lt;/i&gt; and turned it
into a barometer of America’s place in the post 9/11 political world…&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;While
mainstream Hollywood still churns out mainly ‘safe’ generic ‘product’, often based
around mindlessly expensive SFX, the TV series has a form has largely outstripped
it visually, dramatically and intellectually.&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;It is the
form which most expresses the current zeitgeist, as film did from the 20s to the 50s
and popular music did in the 60s and 70s. 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.chrisgregory.org/blog/content/binary/televisuality3.jpg" align="right" border="0" hspace="10" vspace="10"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;In &lt;i style=""&gt;Exploring
Televisuality &lt;/i&gt;I’m attempting to come to grips with this phenomenon. I will be
writing about the major TV series I’ve watched and been inspired by. And I will be
attempting to identify the specifically &lt;i style=""&gt;televisual &lt;/i&gt;elements which
these series employ. The series will develop the themes I’ve been exploring in my
books&lt;i style=""&gt; Be Seeing You: Decoding The Prisoner&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.chrisgregory.org/books/the-prisoner/index.htm"&gt;(details
HERE) &lt;/a&gt;and &lt;i style=""&gt;Star Trek: Parallel Narratives &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chrisgregory.org/books/star-trek/trek.htm"&gt;(details
HERE)&lt;/a&gt;. In my view it’s time to move beyond the cold, distanced logic of postmodern
aesthetics and put a new emphasis on &lt;i style=""&gt;quality&lt;/i&gt;. We live in the twenty
first century, the age of the internet – of the blog and Facebook and MySpace and
YouTube and all these mediums by which individuals can express themselves without
being mediated by ‘experts’. The postmodern perpective belongs to the latter half
of the twentieth century. It is time to move beyond its stultifying emphasis on cultural
relativity (and thus uniformity) which had become a mere excuse for and rationalisation
of the apparent triumph of consumerist capitalist supposedly symbolised by the collapse
of the Berlin Wall. We live in a new cultural world now, one in which anyone can have
a voice. Now that we can all make movies on cheap mobile phones, it won’t be long
before televisuality moves into entirely new realms… but for the moment, let’s revel
in the triumphs of contemporary series television, the most vital and relevant art
form of our day….
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;As
Tony Soprano says “Whadda you gonna do?”
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&lt;h1 style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;Exploring Televisuality
1:&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;THE TUDORS (SEASON ONE)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="content/binary/Tudors%202.jpg" align="left" border="0" hspace="10" vspace="10"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The
story of Henry VIII and his wives is pretty well known to every schoolkid in 
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&lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;Britain&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;
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. In fact it’s become a common complaint that school history these days seems to consist
mainly of a diet of ‘Henry and Hitler’. Of course, there are some fairly sound historical
reasons for the emphasis on our most celebrated serial bridegroom. During his reign
England dropped its allegiance to the Catholic Church, setting in train a series of
events that would lead to the Civil War, the establishment of a constitutional monarchy,
the pre-eminence of Britain in the industrial revolution and… well, all that stuff.
However, the British audience could be forgiven for feeling rather jaded about the
prospect of yet another TV version of the life of Henry. It’s been done before many
times, and in recent years we’ve also had the story dramatically unfolded to us by
stylish star historians like Simon Schama and David Starkey, shot against backdrops
of Hampton Court and the like as they pace up and down, wringing their hands and gesturing
dramatically as they try to pump new life into a story everyone already knows (and
quite possibly has a GCSE in). But what a story it is. It’s got oodles of sex, murder,
religion and loads of delicious intrigue, compared to which the lives of Charles,
Diana, Camilla, Fergie and Andy and that modern bunch seem like an afternoon tea party.
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;We
all know about Henry, too, because we’ve seen him in a lot of movies and TV shows.
We all know he’s a fat old git who slobbers over chicken legs as he tosses them over
his shoulder (Thank you, Charles Laughton in &lt;i&gt;The Private Life of Henry VIII). &lt;/i&gt;We
also know he’s a disgusting old pervert who shags his way around the kingdom, frequently
divorces or chops the heads off his wives when he’s had enough of them and is riddled
with so many STDs that his brain and body are destined to rot away in front of our
eyes. But as it turns out &lt;i&gt;The Tudors&lt;/i&gt; concentrates on Henry’s life when he was
a strapping young chap. And there’s not a greasy chicken leg in sight. Though it has
a largely British cast, it’s actually an international co-production aimed squarely
at the more ‘specialist’ cable market in 
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&lt;st1:place w:st="on"&gt;America&lt;/st1:place&gt;
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. As such it’s a distinctly post-&lt;i&gt;Sopranos&lt;/i&gt; enterprise, another story of the
intrigues and corruption surrounding a family of power-hungry and violent go-getters
led by a rather charming and personable sociopath. You don’t mess with Henry, just
like you don’t mess with Tony. (Henry, however, could arguably use a loan of Tony’s
shrink in order to get him to feel more OK with himself for causing all that murder
and mayhem). 
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American TV series are pretty much all based around the notion of ‘family’. The main
characters may comprise an actual family, as in classic shows like 
&lt;st1:street w:st="on"&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;Peyton Place&lt;/i&gt;
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, &lt;i&gt;The Waltons&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Bonanza &lt;/i&gt;or &lt;i&gt;The Simpsons&lt;/i&gt;. (Who can forget the elder
George Bush’s publicly stated wish that ‘The American family be more like The Waltons
than The Simpsons’?). Even shows like &lt;i&gt;Star Trek &lt;/i&gt;(in its many incarnations), &lt;i&gt;Cheers &lt;/i&gt;and&lt;i&gt; NYPD
Blue &lt;/i&gt;position their ensemble casts as surrogate families. TV is, after all, a
‘family medium’, largely watched in family homes, even if these days the kids are
more actually likely to be upstairs watching the Extreme Sports Channel, playing Extreme
Death Murder games or downloading porn. The ‘Waltons’ are probably still out there
somewhere, but the ‘Simpsons’ are without doubt taking over… In the multi channel
‘televisual’ environment, the kinds of shows that tend to highlight &lt;i&gt;dysfunctional &lt;/i&gt;families
have, in the post-&lt;i&gt;Sopranos&lt;/i&gt; era, worked extremely hard at stretching the limits
of ‘taste’ that once kept all TV shows within the boundaries of what used to be called
‘family viewing’. Hob’s &lt;i&gt;The Sopranos &lt;/i&gt;ingeniously and often brilliantly combines
the Gangster genre with that of family Soap Opera, and in doing so constituted itself
as both a commentary on Modern America and on contemporary mores. 
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The existence of cable networks in the US has meant that the over-riding ‘family viewing’
dictats of the major networks have been broken, so that censorship of explicitly sexual
or violent scenes has been waived in the case of specifically adult post-&lt;i&gt;Sopranos &lt;/i&gt;shows.
Such a loosening of control has contributed greatly to putting such shows at the absolute
cutting edge of popular media. It is a situation analogous to the break up of the
monopoly of&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;studio system in cinema in the 1950s and 60s
and the concurrent rise of independent film makers, allowing individual visions (such
as those of David Chase, creator of &lt;i&gt;The Sopranos&lt;/i&gt;) to be realised without them
being watered down by generic and conventional compromise. A particularly impressive
case in point was HBO’s magnificent &lt;i&gt;Deadwood, &lt;/i&gt;a radical deconstruction and
re-imagining of the Western genre in all its filthy, foul-mouthed, nakedly racist,
rampantly-capitalist American ‘glory’. Like &lt;i&gt;The Sopranos&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Deadwood &lt;/i&gt;had
a profoundly cinematic look and feel, combined with a freedom of expression generally
denied to mainstream American film.
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&lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;is never as consistently foul-mouthed as &lt;i&gt;Deadwood&lt;/i&gt; (and does
not perhaps have the latter series’ wonderfully picaresque, sometimes even quasi-Dickensian
use of language) but in many ways it applies the same principle to the ‘History’ genre
as &lt;i&gt;Deadwood &lt;/i&gt;does to the Western. Firstly it acknowledges in a similar way that
its historical and cultural setting is one in which raw violence and blatant sexuality
play a crucial part, and where a new openness and realism about these matters can
be used to make a genre beset by clichés seem fresh and relevant. British TV critics
(so many of whom are still sadly stuck in the Clive James ‘snigger, snigger; look
how clever I am, treat everything like trivia’ mode which is increasingly irrelevant
in the age of televisuality) have been rather sniffy about &lt;i&gt;The Tudors&lt;/i&gt;, seeing
its explicit ‘sexiness’ as a purely commercial device, complaining that Jonathan Rhys
Meyers is just ‘too good looking’ to play Henry. This is a bit rich, really, for a
story which centres so much about sex. Just the kind of thing, our silly critics might
think, that the Americans might do with Our Henry. Perhaps we think that all kings
should look like Prince Charles. One critic I was reading recently attacked the series
for not giving Henry red hair. Do they want him to look like Prince Harry? (Maybe
to prove where the Prince got &lt;i&gt;those &lt;/i&gt;genes from!) If you look up the series’
entry in Wikipedia they’ll give you the lowdown on its other historical inaccuracies.
It has quite a few, of course. But that hardly matters really. What does matter is
that &lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;drags the genre of the TV historical drama kicking and screaming
into the twenty-first century. The best historical fiction of any kind will always
allow us to reflect on the contemporary resonances of the story. And the story of&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the
Tudors has plenty of that - battling religious fanatics, fundamentalism, official
corruption, shifting alliances and devious conniving politicians.
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The intense, brooding energy that Jonathan Rhys Meyers brings to his presentation
of Henry as a kind of hyperactive man-child is a revelation. With his premier league
footballer’s haircut and his range of quite stunning, tight fitting designer padded
breeches and quilted jackets he’s young, he’s sexy and he loves to roar out for a
spot of hunting with his mates. He doesn’t mind a spot of arm-wrestling before dinner,
is a pretty dab hand at archery and even picks out a mean tune on the lute. In short
he’s very Rock and Roll, and like any big rock star he’s surrounded by sycophants
and groupies. He only has to cast his eye on some gorgeous young courtier and she’ll
be instantly ready to cast off her expensive gown and service the royal member, crying &lt;i&gt;…Majesty!…&lt;/i&gt; as
he grimaces through another ten minutes of lust. This is a guy with absolute power
who can have your head separated from your body as soon as look at you, who wants
to declare war on various countries (&lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;France&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;
this week, 
&lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;
&lt;st1:place w:st="on"&gt;Spain&lt;/st1:place&gt;
&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;
the next) largely because he thinks it would make him look good in the history books.
You wouldn’t want to get in his way when he gets into a rage. Despite all this, however,
he’s a kind of innocent. - a petulant, spoiled brat, maybe but still an innocent.
He seems to care little for the minutiae of government, leaving the way open for his
advisors to manipulate him at their will, while simultaneously scheming most deviously
against each other. For most of Season One he lets his main Spin Doctor Cardinal Wolsey
(played with smooth unctuousness by Sam Neill) do the real business of running the
country. Wolsey himself is hardly Father Ted. He’s a big time political operator with
ambitions to be Pope who keeps a mistress, expropriates loads of government funds
and, if minded to do so, can be seen grabbing other aged cardinals by the throat and
ramming them up against a wall. Yet compared to the others scheming around Henry he’s
really quite loveable. When he finally falls from power (Sorry if I’m giving away
the plot but this is &lt;i&gt;history&lt;/i&gt;, you know - they haven’t changed it that much!)
we genuinely feel for him. Just before the end, before he slits his own throat, we
see him apologising to God for being, frankly, really quite crap at being holy. Of
course, he knows perfectly well that God won’t forgive him. The God that he, and everybody
else in &lt;i&gt;The Tudors&lt;/i&gt; believes in, is hardly the ‘forgiving’ type.
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Scheming against
Wolsey are the equally devious Duke of Norfolk and his brother Thomas Boleyn. Boleyn
has the advantage of having two exceptionally ‘fit babes’ as daughters and he’s determined
to use them to his own advantage, so he can gain as much power and wealth as possible.
He’s had both of them brought up in the French court, which for him has the great
advantage that this is where they’ll learn those ‘arts of l’amour’ which the English
have always been a bit hopeless at. When visiting the French court in an early episode
of the show old Thomas is mighty pleased when Henry’s roving eye settles on the older
sister Mary and the old man encourages her to nip up to the king’s chamber where she
immediately drops to her knees and demonstrates to the ever-horny English monarch
her prowess in a particularly French technique she’s learned in her extensive period
of education. Henry grunts and grimaces through this, but soon gets bored with her
as she’s just &lt;i&gt;too easy&lt;/i&gt;… After all, if you’re a king, you need a bit more of
a challenge. 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The challenge
arrives in the lithe form of little sister Anne, who abandons her lover, the poet
Thomas Wyatt, for a studied and meticulously planned pursuit of Henry. Anne is a sultry
temptress par excellence and a Grand Mistress of the (presumably French) art of&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;prick
teasing. She drives Henry mad with lust, but only very gradually, as Henry gets more
and more inflamed with her, does she let him have any access to her body. In reality,
she’s a loyal daughter who has her family’s best interests at heart and as the king
becomes more and more obsessed with her, she ensures that Daddy and Uncle get promoted
to senior advisor’s posts, eventually becoming so powerful that they manage to fit
up Wolsey and do away with him altogether. In one of the ‘climactic’ (though that
is probably the wrong word!) scenes of Season One, Henry and Anne ride into a wood
together whereupon they finally tear each others’ clothes of in a fit of lust and
do the deed. But at the last moment Anne insists Henry withdraws, delaying the royal
ejaculation yet again and he is left gnashing his teeth. Only when she is Queen will
he finally be able to really satiate himself. In order to reach this long-delayed
climax he’s quite prepared to ditch his long-suffering broody, sultry Spanish wife
Catherine, abandon a thousand years of papal control over his country and quite possibly
plunge the whole of 
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into bloody warfare. 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;depicts
a world in which politics and religion are completely entwined, just as they are today
in huge swathes of the world. It clearly demonstrates the consequences of religious
fanaticism in all its forms. There are the Protestants, of course, neo-fundamentalists
of their day, now gaining power and placing themselves everywhere, like the proverbial
‘reds under the bed’. There’s the scarily calm and calculating Thomas Cromwell, who
has risen under Wolsey’s tenure to a senior position in the religious/civil administration.
Really Cromwell is a Protestant infiltrator. At the opportune moment he begins to
slip Henry books about how kings should only have to answer to God, not Popes. Given
that the Pope and his Cardinals are refusing to swallow his rather ludicrous bullshit
about his marriage to Catherine not being valid and grant him a divorce so he can
finally complete that shag with the wily Anne Boleyn, Henry is well up for such ideas.
The reformation, disillusion of the monasteries and all that stuff beckons for Season
Two. The Protestants are a pretty scary bunch, decidedly unsexy and more concerned
with talking directly to God while kneeling on plain wooden benches. They’re so convinced
that the last thousand years of Catholicism have been a big screwup that they’re quite
happy to get burned alive to prove the point. But the scariest of all the characters
in &lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;is Sir Thomas More (latterly, I believe, &lt;i&gt;Saint &lt;/i&gt;Thomas
More… you know, like &lt;i&gt;Sir &lt;/i&gt;Paul McCartney) . 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;If you remember
that movie &lt;i&gt;A Man For All Seasons&lt;/i&gt;, Thomas More was a Good Guy. He was Henry’s
best buddy. (Henry was, as usual, a fat carrot-top in that movie). All More had to
do was recant a few things he’d said and Henry would desist from chopping his head
off. In the end Thomas does the saintly thing and refuses to drop his principles.
Better dead than protestant. But seeing More’s head roll is something we’ll have to
wait till Season Two for. Personally, I’m quite looking forward to that… As Season
One ends he’s just been appointed Henry’s new Chancellor in succession to the deposed
Wolsey. Highly principled, soft-spoken, without any of the worldly corruption of Wolsey,
Thomas isn’t interested in making a single groat out of his new job. What he is &lt;i&gt;really &lt;/i&gt;interested
in is burning Protestants. For their own sake, of course. More is compassionate, civilised…
a reasonable man. As he stands in front of one heretic he’s about to have burned he
gives him until the last moments to recant. Of course he knows full well that the
heretic, being one of those damned Protestants, will prefer being burnt to a crisp.
As the fire is lit the saintly Thomas stands there, still quite calmly clutching his
Bible. At one moment it’s all a bit much for him and he has to turn away. But then
he makes himself look back as the heretic’s last screams are drowned out by the flames.
It’s a seriously chilling moment, demonstrating in graphic terms exactly where religious
fanaticism leads us to. At the end of the day, Thomas More makes Tony Soprano seem
like a pussy. You wouldn’t catch Sir Thomas visiting a therapist to cure his panic
attacks. Just like Bush and Blair after they launched their campaign of a different
kind of burning of thousands and thousands of families in 
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in 2003, his conscience, naturally, is clear. Some things have to be done. Some sins
have to be purged, whatever the consequences. 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;also
depicts a world in which people can regularly drop dead at any moment, in which plagues
are rife and the art of medicine laughably hopeless. When one of the leading characters,
Sir William (who earlier has had a steamy gay affair with long-haired court musician
Thomas Tallis) catches one of these plagues, the physician’s only method of ‘treatment’
is to drive a mallet into his back. To, er… let the blood out, naturally… In the mindset
the characters inhabit, though, it’s God who’s brought about the plagues, to punish
the sinners. You may not know what sin you’ve committed but if you catch a plague
then God &lt;i&gt;must&lt;/i&gt; be angry with you. If you’re really lucky He might just let you
pull through, as Anne Boleyn somehow does. But you probably won’t of course. You could
try a little bit of medical treatment but not too much, of course, or you might be
changing God’s will. And if God wants to rub you out… well, you don’t really have
much choice. God is very much like an all-powerful mob boss. If he makes you an offer,
you just can’t refuse it… 
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.chrisgregory.org/blog/content/binary/TheTudorsHenryTV.jpg" align="right" border="0" hspace="10" vspace="10"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Of
course, if you know only a little bit about history, none of this is any great surprise.
But what is so great about &lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;is the way it makes all this barbarity
so &lt;i&gt;sexy &lt;/i&gt;(that’s ‘sexy’ in the modern vernacular ad-lingo sense). It pulls no
punches. In an age when most rock and roll music is safe, tame and predictable a great
Televisual series like this IS the rock and roll of NOW. &lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;has also
been criticised by the sniffy critics for its use of language - too modern, they say;
not enough ‘thees’ and ‘thous’ – this is not &lt;i&gt;history…&lt;/i&gt; Actually, as mentioned
earlier, unlike the amazingly profane &lt;i&gt;Deadwood&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;The Tudors &lt;/i&gt;keeps the
vulgar language down to a minimum. But when it uses swearing it does it to great effect,
with impeccable timing. My favourite moment in the entire First Season occurs when
Cardinal Wolsey, appearing at one of the Papal Courts and charged with the hopeless
task of trying to prove that Henry’s marriage to Catherine had never been lawful ‘in
the eyes of God’, has had his pleas roundly rejected. He already knows that this is
almost certainly going to bring about his own downfall. As he strides out of the courtroom
he leans over one of the other cardinals who is sitting in judgement over him.
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&lt;span style=""&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Bless me father!
Now &lt;i&gt;that’s &lt;/i&gt;rock and roll! 
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